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• mu: /moo/ The correct answer to the classic trick question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
  . Assuming that you have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the answer "yes" is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse because it suggests that you have one and are still beating her....
• mu /moo/ The correct answer to the classic trick question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
  . Assuming that you have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the answer "yes" is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse because it suggests that you have one and are still beating her....
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• If a job's worth doing, the Japanese have probably already done it.
• The Japanese have recently improved upon bungee jumping. - It is now cordless.
• Bee vomit is sweet.
• Never vomit on a door mat.
• If I have to say one more air-headed big sister line, I'm going to vomit on a producer.
  -- Julie Condra/Syndi, Reality Takes a Holiday, Eerie Indiana...
• If God had not created beer, man would have had to invent it.