Miscellaneous Collections

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The hungry sheep look up and are not fed, But, swoln with wind and the rank mist they draw, Rot inwardly, and foul contagion spread.
-- Milton, "Lycida...
The Husband Defense -- Female-Only Defense 03
The husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to use the new car, even to drive to the grocery store, a mere few blocks away from the house.
Finally, after she rathe...
The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him.
-- Leo J. Burke...
The hymn "Onward Christian Soldiers," sung to the right tune and in a not-too-brisk tempo, makes a very good egg timer.
If you put the egg into boiling water and sing all five verses and chorus, the...
The hyperactive child is never absent. -- Pollyanna's Educational Consta
The hypnotist is fascinating Mary in her modest gown, Meantime mentally debating
Is she blonde the whole way down?...
The hypochondriac's epitaph: NOW will you believe me?
The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions.
The hypothalamus controls the Four F's: 1. fighting; 2. fleeing; 3.fe...

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