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• The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him.
  -- Leo J. Burke...
• People who say they sleep like a baby, usually don't have one. -- Leo J. Burke
• Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary who will do it for him.
• Cad: A man who doesn't tell his wife that he's sterile until she's pregnant.
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• A two-timing husband is one who's pleased to make his wife's acquaintances.
• She who hesitates is won.
• Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen.
  Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife no matter what she looks like....
• During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.
  She had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon....