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• So you say you're a hypochondriac. How do you know you just don't think you're a hypochondriac?
  -- Charade...
• What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you.
  -- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)...
• What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you.
  -- Nietzsche...
• Well now that we have seen each other," said the Unicorn, "if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you.
  Is that a bargain?" -- Lewis Carroll...
• The modest front of this small floor, Believe me, reader, can say more Than many a braver marble can,-- "Here lies a truly honest man!
  -- Richard Crashaw (c. 1616-1650) -- Epitaph upon Mr. Ashto...
• Now I've laid me down to die I pray my neighbors not to pry Too deeply into sins that I Not only cannot here deny But much enjoyed as life flew by.
  Preston Sturges, Epitaph...
• You should always think for yourself. Believe me.
• To save your world you asked this man to die; Would this man, could he see you now, ask why?
  -- W. H. Auden (1907-1973), Epitaph for an Unknown Soldie...