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The ideal resume will turn up one day after the position is filled.
The ideal robot, after all, is simply a properly processed human being. -- Edward Abbey
The ideal situation is to have real computing power close at hand - right at home.
Something that dims streetlights and shrinks the picture on the neighbors TV when you crank it up....
The ideal voice for radio may be defined as having no substance, no sex, no owner, and a message of importance to every housewife.
-- Harry V. Wade...
The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling. -- Walter Goodma
The idea of an incarnation of God is absurd: why should the human race think itself so superior to bees, ants, and elephants as to be put in this unique relation to its maker?
. . . Christians are lik...
The idea of calm exists in a sitting cat.
The idea of daylight-savings is like trying to be taller by cutting off your head and standing on it.

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