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• But you can't let her drive! She's legally blonde!
• A modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object in the whole creation.
  -- Goldsmith...
• Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
  A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you....
• She can kill all your files; She can freeze with a frown.
  And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down....
• Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
  A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
• The voluptuous blond was chatting with her handsome escort in a posh restaurant when their waite
  umbling as he brought their drinks, dumped a martini on the rocks down the back of the blonde's dress....
• I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink.
  That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. -- W. C. Field...
• Why did the blonde have a bruised navel? Her boyfriend's blonde, too.