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• The first version always gets thrown away.
• Version 1.0 - Buggier than Maine in June, eats data.
  Version 1.1 - Eats data only occasionally, upgrades free to avoid litigation by disgruntled users of Version 1....
• If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
• Nobody slimes ME and gets away with it.
• Gravity always gets me down.
• Time elaborately thrown away. -- Edward Young (1684-1765) -- The Last Day, Book i
• His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." Mae We
• Organic Superlube? Oh, it's great stuff, great stuff.
  You really have to keep an eye on it, though--it'll try and slide away from you the first chance it gets....