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The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother--and they'll settle for a puppy every time.
-- Winston Pendelto...
The best way to get on in the world is to make people believe it's to their advantage to help you.
-- Jean de La Bruyere...
The best way to get rid of unwanted flying insects is to have strong body odor.
The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die of neglect.
The best way to get something done is to begin.
The best way to get stains out is with scissors.
The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of ideas. -- Linus Pauling
The best way to hold your beer is in a glass.
The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the letter. -- The Law of the lette
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of their tires.
-- Dorothy Parke...

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