The Best Way To Keep Children At Home Is To Make The Home Atmosphere Pleasant, And Let The Air Out Of Their Tires.

The Best Way To Keep Children At Home Is To Make The Home Atmosphere Pleasant, And Let The Air Out Of Their Tires.

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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere
pleasant, and let the air out of their tires.
-- Dorothy Parker

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