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• If you are ever caught in a thunderstorm while playing golf
  he best way to keep from being struck by lightening is to pull out a 9-iron and hold it above your head, because not even God can hit a 9-iron....
• The best way to avoid your enemies is to outlive them.
• The best way to bluff is to keep your mouth shut.
• if ((glass == EMPTY)&&(thirsty == YES)) open("Beer")
• Real men don't drink beer from a glass!
• The devil would be the best way out as an excuse for God .
  .. But even so, one can hold God responsible for the existence of the Devil....
• The best way to love your neighbor is when your boyfriend is away.
• A Beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
• The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.