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• The fastest way to get something done is to determine that it isn't worth doing.
  -- Goebel's Second Law of Useless Difficulty...
• The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right. RUCKELSHAUS
• The best way to get praise is to die.
• The best way to avoid indulging in something is to destroy that thing.
• The best way to get stains out is with scissors.
• If everyone believed in peace they would immediately begin fighting over the best way to achieve it.
  -- Goebel's Observation on Utopia...
• If you want to get something done, give it to a busy person.
• Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be done, whether you like it or not.
  Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you a hundred virtues which the idle never know....
• If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there. -- Ken Thompso