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The Bible is an opiate to keep the beasts of burden patient.
The Bible is a window in this prison of hope, through which we look into eternity.
-- John Sullivan Dwigh...
The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
One of their children, Cain, asked "Am I my brother's son?" Go...
The Bible is God's chart for you to steer by, to keep you from the bottom of the sea, and to show you where the harbor is, and how to reach it without running on rocks or bars.
-- Henry Ward Beeche...
The Bible is not my book, and Christianity is not my religion.
I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma....
The Bible is true this I know, For the Bible tells me so. -- Jordan Henderso
The Bible may be the truth, but it is not the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
-- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)...
The Bible on letters of reference: Are we beginning all over again to produce our credentials?
Do we, like some people, need letters of introduction to you, or from you?...
The Bible says that woman was the last thing God made.
Evidently He made her on Saturday night. She reveals his fatigue. -- Duma...
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemie
probably because generally they are the same people. -- G.K. Chesterto...

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