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• It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job
  it's a depression when you lose yours. -- Harry S. Truma...
• Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose your job.
  These economic downturns are very difficult to predict, but sophisticated econometric modeling houses like Data Resources and Chase Econometrics have successfully predicted 14 of the last 3 recessions....
• We're all sorry for the other guy when he loses his job to a machine.
  But when it comes to your job -- that's different....
• I lost my job. No, I didn't really lose my job. I know where my job is, still.
  It's just when I go there, there's this new guy doing it ....
• But Windows bashing is my job...my only job.
• But, boss, this IS part of my job!