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The 1st person to raise their fist, just ran out of idea
The 1-tick-per-second clock of UNIX is good only until January 18, 2038, assuming word lengths don't increase by then.
The 2,000-year-old Man's Secrets of Longevity 1. Don't run for a bus--there'll always be another.
2. Never, ever touch fried food. 3. Stay out of a Ferrari or any other small Italian car....
The 20/80 Law: 20 percent of the customers account for 80 percent of the turnover, 20 percent of the components account for 80 percent of the cost, and so forth.
-- Vilfredo Pareto...
The 20th century pharoes have the slaves demanding work.
The 23:00 News and Mail Service
The 2nd Amendment is alive and well in Massachusettes...
The 3 men I admire the most: The Father, The Son & The Holy Spirit.
The 3 types of men: 1) Intelligent 2) Nice Looking 3) You
The 486 is to a modern CPU as a Jules Verne reprint is to a modern SF novel. -- Henry Spence

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