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That would make an excellent mini-golf course.
That Xanthippe's husband should have become so great a philosopher is remarkable.
Amid all the scolding, to be able to think! But he could not write...
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
-- William J.H. Boetcke...
That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.
-- Marvin, _Life, the Universe, and Everythi...
The 100% American is 99% an idiot. -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
The 10 Commandments contain 297 words. The Bill of Rights is stated in 463 words.
Lincon's Gettysburg Address contains 266 words....
The 10 million byte flamethrower.
The 10th Doctor will be played by Elvis Presley.
The 1890s were the gay '90s. The 1990s are the Gay '90s.
The $1.98 funeral--naturally that's not an elaborate ceremony.
In fact, they don't bury you for that. They put you in a plain brown envelope and mail you out of town....

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