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The 486SX: Intel's test of your gullibility.
The 4 Cat Food Groups: Dry, Canned, Natural, Yours.
The 80986 will complete instructions before it gets them!
The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.
The 90's are going to make the 60's look like the 50's.
The 94/95 NHL season begins on October 1st. Are you prepared?
The ABCs of Appliance Repair: a) At the first sign of electrical or mechanical trouble, gently wipe the outside of the appliance with a damp cloth.
This should correct the problem. b) If that doe...
The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon.
-- Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary -- to Quee...
The ability of our people to deceive themselves is the highest art of the nation.
The ability of two men to put on gloves, stand toe-to-toe, and pummel each other into insensibility.
.. is what separates us from the animals. -- Jim, on Taxi...

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