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• Showing up is 80 percent of life. -- Woody Alle
• Be security conscious -- because 80 percent of people are caused by accident.
• Introducing "lite", the new way to spell "light", with 20 percent fewer letters!
• A Dukakis aide walked into the meeting with the poll results from the Quayle-Bentsen debate and presented Dukakis with the results.
  ..... "We got some good news and some bad news sir....
• Reason magazine reports that a survey of hotel bills from last year's convention of religious broadcasters revealed that 80 percent watched an X-rated movie on their hotel room's closed-circuit channel.
• Content: 80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRON.. The waitress's UNIFORM sheds TARTAR SAUCE like an 8'' by 10'' GLOSSY.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• The following appeared in a letter to the editor of the Walnut Grove town newspaper.
  "Walnut Grove's town council has advocated switching from EZ Disposal (which has had the contract for trash collection services in Walnut Grove for the past ten years) to ABC Waste, because EZ recently raised its monthly fee from $...
• Mathematics is ten percent inspiration ...and ninetynine percent perspiration.