Tell me, why do they keep saying, "This cereal is shot out of a cannon."
Who cares? So are cannonballs, but they don't taste good with cream and
sugar. In fact, so is the man in the circus shot out of a cannon, but he
just lands in a net. And what's so good about a cereal that makes a loud
cracking noise? So would the man in the circus if you took away the net.
-- Henry Morgan
