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• If doctors ever tell you that you've "flipped out," don't believe them, and just keep on doing what you were doing, because something tells me "the Man" is behind this.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you you are wrong.
  There are always difficulties arising which tempt you to believe that your critics are right....
• HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS: Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you".
  It's a sin to tell a lie. Millions of hearts have been broken, just because these words were spoken....
• Tell a man that there are 6 billion stars in the sky and he will believe you.
  Tell him that the paint on a park bench is wet and he has to touch it to find out. -- Anon....
• Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun.
  But I have never been able to make out the numbers....
• Time travels in divers paces with divers persons. I 'll tell you who Time ambles withal, who Time trots withal, who Time gallops withal, and who he stands still withal.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
• Don't make me speak in a New Language, Just let me tell you the way that I feel about you.
  I sure don't want to offend anyone, But if you take away my words, how can I tell you the truth?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench, I can always hear them talk, Me, I'm just a lawnmower.
  .. you can tell me by the way I walk....