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SysAdmins can't be sued for malpractice but surgeons don't have to deal with patients who install new versions of their own innards.
SysAdm: We fix everything but the system sync.
ysape: /sys'ayp/ n. A rather derogatory term for a computer operato
a play on {sysop} common at sites that use the banana hierarchy of problem complexity (see {one-banana problem})....
ys-frog: /sis'frog/ [the PLATO system] n. Playful variant of `sysprog', which is in turn short for `systems programmer'.
-- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
Sysop - A guy who likes watching others use his computer.
SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity
SysOp has requested chat! Alt-H to accept!
Sysoping makes you fat.
Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer.
Sysoping: More fun than setting your genitals on fire.

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