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• Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles, called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
  Electrons travel at the speed of light, which in most American homes is 110 volts per hour....
• Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles, called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
  Electrons travel at the speed of light, which in most American homes is 110 volts per hour....
• HELLOOOOOOO SysOp!
• CWDC: Cut Wires and Drop Core
• Teeth were not made for stripping wires.
• admin /ad-min'/ n. Short for `administrator'; very commonly used in speech or on-line to refer to the systems person in charge on a computer.
  Common constructions on this include `sysadmin' and `site admin' (emphasizing the administrator's role as a site contact for email and news) or `newsadmin' (focusing specifically on news)....
• Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts. -- Murphy's Twenty-Third Law
• May the volts of a 1000 lightning bolts strike your modem