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*** System shutdown message from root *** System going down in 60 second
Systems in general work very poorly or not at all. -- Dr. John Gall
Systems people do it with a small, but clean, interface.
Systems programmer: A person in sandals who has been in the elevator with the senior vice president and is ultimately responsible for a phone call you are to receive from you boss.
Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult. -- R. S. Barto
Systems Programmers do it with pointers.
Systems programmers just want to have fun.
Systems programmers keep it up longer.
Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada
Systems tend to grow, and as they grow, they encroach. -- Dr. John Gall
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