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System Possessed: Hit F666 to continue.
System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware -- WindowError: 007
System programmers do it in overlays.
System restarting, wait.
System root file corrupted - need to reboot.
Systems Adminstrators are like buses: you wait for ages, and then three come along at once!
Systems display antics. -- Dr. John Gall
Systems go down on their hackers.
Systems have black boxes.
Systems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub-systems and so on ad infinitum -- which is why we're always starting over.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982...
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