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• The Computer is Watching.
• Watch this guy! Keep watching this guy!
• Computer missing, notify SysOp!
• Hey, sometimes a guy just likes his skin to look its yellowest.
  -- Bart takes a bath, "The New Kid on the Block...
• The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.
  -- Jim Samuel...
• Remember, somewhere, somehow, a Sysop is watching you.