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• Blackheart: Mr. Simpson, I think you'll find this amount more than fair.
  Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I'm pretty sure that check is ivory....
• Once upon a time, there were five blind men who had the opportunity to experience an elephant for the first time.
  One approached the elephant, and, upon encountering one of its sturdy legs, stated, "Ah, an elephant is like a tree....
• This PORCUPINE knows his ZIPCODE.. And he has ``VISA''!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible.
  We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail....
• He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
• Homer: Son! You're OK. [hypnotic] And you led us to the precious ivory.
  ..[affable] and, of course, your lovable pet, who it's connected to....