Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Sorry Congressman. Cash only.
Sorry, did I say something wrong?" said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, dragging himself on regardless.
Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say...
Sorry for the disaster. And thanks for your patience! -- Chris Thyberg
Sorry, gone fishing... -- C Error #026
Sorry, gotta go. My regeneration is starting.
Sorry, he is now with the FBI. They finally caught up with him.
Sorry, I can't drive automatic!
Sorry, I don't date outside my species. -- Bumper Sticke
Sorry. I don't "do" COBOL.
Sorry. I don't "do" Fortran.

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