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• One moment of patience may ward off a great disaste
  one moment of impatience may ruin a whole life....
• Marge: Uh... sorry. Lovejoy: Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house.
  Belle: I _do_ love it when you drop by, Marge. Next time, why don't we get together at _your_ house....
• Be articulate! Your new patience will not show up immediately.
• Patience is a virtue, unless your daughter dies.
• They refuse your offer, but say thanks.
• Check your hormones at the door. THANKS -- The Manageme
• Have you said "THANKS" to your Sysop today?
• Hi, you've reached the home of George Ledec. If you are calling to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation, please press 1 and hang up now.
  If you are selling any product or service, or requesting charitable donations, please press 2 and hang up now....
• Living your life according to the Bible is like trying to fix your stereo by using toaster instructions.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...