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Sorry. I Don't "do" COBOL.
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Sorry. I don't "do" COBOL.
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I'm a programmer, I don't do COBOL.
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COBOL hackers do it by committee.
COBOL programmers do it with bugs.
COBOL programmers do it very slow.
I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that. I'm all out of Taglines.
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. -- HAL 9000
I studied COBOL in college, but I didn't compile
PLEASE SHOOT ME I KNOW COBOL!!!
