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• Sorry. I don't "do" COBOL.
• FORTRAN programmers do it with SOAP.
• FORTRAN programmers just DO it.
• FORTRAN programmers do it with double precision.
• I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that. I'm all out of Taglines.
• I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. -- HAL 9000
• I never realised that FORTRAN was so exciting.
• Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan.
  [holds out hand] Don Vittorio DiMaggio....
• FORTRAN? The syntactically incorrect statement "DO 10 I = 1.
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