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• In the Roadrunner cartoon, the coyote has been chasing him for 25 years.
  I'd like to see him finally get right up to him and go "Sorry, I thought you were someone else....
• An older couple are in bed one night, and the woman wakes up and says, "Sam, get up and close the window.
  It's cold outside." The fellow just keeps right on snoring....
• Once upon a time, there was a fisherman who lived by a great river.
  One day, after a hard day's fishing, he hooked what seemed to him to be the biggest, strongest fish he had ever caught....
• Theme music and voice from Alfred Hitchcock Prese
  ) Good evening. I'm sorry, but Steve can't come to the phone now, as he's quite tied up....
• Gravedigger: Yep, I saw her. That is to say, I seen her.
  She seemed like a nice lady. Bu...
• Someone busted into Rosa Parks' house, stole some money and slugged her.
  One guy saw the alleged assailant on the street, chased him, tackled him, and held him until the police came and got him....
• Moishe Margolies, who weighed all of 105 pounds and stood an even five feet in his socks, was taking his first airplane trip.
  He took a seat next to a hulking bruiser of a man who happened to be the heavyweight champion of the world....
• If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden.
  Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like the proverbial bat out of hell, and hot on his heels ran the Game Warden....