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• Some people drink from the wellspring of knowledge--others gargle. -- "Mac" McClare
• College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to drink.
• Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen. -- Woodie Guthrie
• Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle.
  Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful....
• SOMETIMES THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle.
  Just gargle and gargle and I don't care who hears me because I am beautiful....
• Some cars have fluid drive -- others just have a drip at the wheel.
• All women are beautiful, some are just less beautiful than others.
• College: The fountains of knowledge, where everyone goes to drink.