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• So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as large as it needs to be?
• Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be?
• The four basic personality types: 1) The glass is half full 2) The glass is half empty 3) Half full.
  .. No! Wait! Half empty!... No, half... What was the question?...
• The glass is half full--and what's in it has gone rancid.
• If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg
• It's hard to sing with an empty glass.
• You are absolute plate-glass. I see to the very back of your mind. -- Sherlock Holme
• Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
• Through the travail of ages Midst the pomp and toil of war Have I fought and strove and perished Countless times under the star.
  As though through a glass and darkly The age old strife I see Where I fought in many guises, many names But always me....