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• They call it football, but the object of the game is to bash the other guy so hard that he's eventually carried off the field on a stretcher.
  I can't watch football anymore. My psychiatrist said it's better that way....
• I like my men to be...well...hockey players!
• I like my women to be...well...hockey players!
• Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean of Academics because he was concerned about his players' mental abilities.
  "My players are just too stupid for me to deal with them", he told the unbelieving dean....
• Pedro Guerrero was playing third base for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 1984 when he made the comment that earns him a place in my Hall of Fame.
  Second baseman Steve Sax was having trouble making his throws....
• ogg: /og/ [CMU] v. 1. In the multi-player space combat game Netrek, to execute kamikaze attacks against enemy ships which are carrying armies or occupying strategic positions.
  Named during a game in which one of the players repeatedly used the tactic while playing Orion ship G, showing up in the player list as "Og"....
• ogg /og/ v. [CMU] 1. In the multi-player space combat game Netrek, to execute kamikaze attacks against enemy ships which are carrying armies or occupying strategic positions.
  Named during a game in which one of the players repeatedly used the tactic while playing Orion ship G, showing up in the player list as "Og"....
• After winning the pennant one year, Casey Stengel commented, "I couldn'ta done it without my players.
• Several years ago, an international chess tournament was being held in a swank hotel in New York.
  Most of the major stars of the chess world were there, and after a grueling day of chess, the players and their entourages retired to the lobby of the hotel for a little refreshment....