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Some days it's tough just keeping up with the losers.
Some days, nothing goes left.
Someday somebody has got to decide whether the typewriter is the machine, or the person who operates it.
Some days the dragon wins ...
Some days, the only good things on TV are the vase and the clock.
Some days you eat the bear, and some days the bear eats you.
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant!
Some days you step in it...some days you don't...
Someday the computer will eliminate paperwork!
Someday there is going to be a book about a middle aged man with a good job, a beautiful wife and two lovely children who still manages to be happy.
-- Bill Vaugha...
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