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Somebody interrupted Chubb--with both hands! -- Poul, ROBOTS OF DEATH
Somebody keeps changing the rules.
Somebody ought to cross ballpoint pens with coat hangers, so that the pens will multiply instead of disappearing.
Somebody! PLEASE! STOP ME before I upgrade again!!!
Somebody said to me, `But the Beatles were antimaterialistic.
' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say `Now, let's write a swimming pool'....
Somebody's boring me... I think it's me. -- Dylan Thomas (1914-1953)
Somebody should have warned the Trojans. Beware of gifts bearing Greeks. -- Solomon Sho
Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found a pile of them over in the corner.
Somebodystolemyspacebardammit!
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...

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