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• If you had a penny and you were on top of the Empire State Building, and you took that penny and threw it off the Empire State Building and it hit somebody in the head, it would kill him.
  Talk about getting your money's worth. -- Heywood Bank...
• Quote #393 (data on the empire state building crash) The plane that hit the Empire State Bldg was a B-25 Mitchell bomber.
  It was lost in fog and hit the building. Basically, it hit a Catholic charities office and dropped a load of flaming gas down an elevator shaft....
• You get the best view of Paris from the Eiffel Tower, because you can't see the Eiffel Tower from there.
• Lightning strikes the rod at the top of the Empire State Building about fifty times a year.
• I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little bits of cheese?
  They probably break down into their various gases before they even hit....
• Rachel is on the phone] Rachel: Okay. [listens] Okay, daddy we'll see you tomorrow night.
  [listens] Okay bye-bye. [hangs up] Ross: We? Rachel...
• I got a friend who is not very kind to pets. He has a pet--he rubs its face in it, hits it with a belt--and that could kill a parakeet!
  -- Andy Andrew...
• What is a church? Our honest sexton tells, 'Tis a tall building, with a tower and bells. -- Crabbe
• Falling from the roof of a building won't kill you. Landing will.