A Part Time Employee Noted That His Pay Check Was Five Dollars Short Of What It Should Be And Went In And Registered A Loud, Long And Windy Protest To The Payroll Office.

A Part Time Employee Noted That His Pay Check Was Five Dollars Short Of What It Should Be And Went In And Registered A Loud, Long And Windy Protest To The Payroll Office.

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A part time employee noted that his pay check was five dollars short of
what it should be and went in and registered a loud, long and windy protest
to the payroll office. "Well," said the payroll officer, "you didn't come
in last week when we overpaid you five dollars, with any complaint!"
"Naturally," said the employee, "a mistake once made is a mistake, but when
you do the thing twice, then it is time to register a complaint!"

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