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SAMURAI Historically, a Japanese military retainer.
Now the attracter of an abnormal amount of attention from young teenage boys, action film producers, and others stuck in their puberty....
amurai: n.
Sam: What's up, Norm? Norm: My nipples. It's freezing out there.
Sam, Ziggy doesn't appear to know what a Cardassian is......
Sam, Ziggy doesn't appear to know what a Ferengi is......
Sam, Ziggy doesn't appear to know what a Klingon is......
Sam, Ziggy doesn't appear to know what a Romulan is......
Sancho Panza by name, is my own self, if I was not changed in my cradle.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iii, Chap. xxx...
Sanctimonious Non-Smoker on the Rampage [picture of cigarette with forbid symbol]
Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

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