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• Nirvana: It was ... different. Rimmer: Different? Nirvana
  You make love like a Japanese meal -- small portions but /so/ many courses....
• Rimmer, real dumplings, proper dumplings, when they're properly cooked to perfection, proper dumplings do not bounce!
  -- Lister in Red Dwarf 'Thanks for the Memory'...
• Rimmer: You? How did you get into art college? Liste
  The same way you always get into art college. The same old usual boring normal way everyone gets into art college....
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• Hello, Mrs. Premise!" "Oh, hello, Mrs. Conclusion!
  Busy day?" "Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat....
• phone rings] Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
  ..and I mean ever, because this is not a call-in show....
• Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit":) Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, No one's here, no one's home, Leave a message, at the tone.
  Don't feel stupid, it's no big fuss, Leave a message, you can reach us....
• Abe: Hello. As you may know, I might not be around much longer.
  So, I've decided to give you your inheritance before I die....
• Homer: Hello, Police? Are you sitting down? Good!
  I wish to report a robbery. Wiggum: [bored] A robbery, right....