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Reply, PLEASE don't leave JUST a tagline. (10 new minimum please).
Reply to her editor who was bugging her for her belated work while she was on her honeymoo
"Too fucking busy, and vice versa." -- Dorothy Parke...
Reply to Plato: I seen horses I seen cows I haint never yet seen horsiness nor that there bovinity neither.
-- Edward Abbey...
Reporter: Ah. So, kids, caught anything? Lisa: Not yet, sir.
Reporter: Uh huh. Uh, what are you using for bait?...
Reporter: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Reporter: Coach Tubbs, is God on Kansas' side? Billy Tubb
I don't know. What number does he wear? -- From a news conference at the NCAA...
REPORTER: "How did you like school when you were growing up, Yogi?" YOGI BERRA: "Closed.
Reporter: Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea. -- Mahatma Gandhi...
REPORTER, n. A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.
"More dear than all my bosom knows, O thou Whose 'lips are sealed' and will not disavow!...
Reporters do it daily.

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