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Republicans say "Clean up the mess", but complain when it's done.
Republicans sleep in twin beds - some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.
Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper.
Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage....
Republicans take control of House and Senate!! Hostage crisis ends!!!!
Republicans: Targets for jaded Democrats.
Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should.
Democrats ought to, but don't....
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, US News and World Report (10/10/88)...
Republican supporter: You did great, Dan, great. There's just one thing.
This abortion thing. You've got to realize that the Democratic position --] Is extreme?...
Republicans usually wear hats and clean their paint brushes.
Republicans want to talk about haircuts, not the economy.

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