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• Reporter: "How did you like school when you were growing up, Yogi?" Yogi Berra: "Closed.
• How can you think and hit at the same time? -- Yogi Berra
• Why don't you pair 'em up in threes? -- Yogi Berra
• On receiving a check made out to "Bearer": "How could you spell my name like that?" -- Yogi Berra
• If you come to a fork in the road, take it. -- Yogi Berra
• In baseball, you don't know nothing. -- Yogi Berra
• Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?
  Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back....
• REPORTER: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?
  YOGI BERRA: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back....
• Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel. -- Yogi Berra