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RE: /R-E/ n. Common spoken and written shorthand for {regexp}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary
RESEARCH: Consider Columbus: He didn't know where he was going.
When he got there he didn't know where he was. When he got back he didn't know where he had been....
Research: Doing battle with ignorance.
Researchers are still looking for it.
Researchers do it with control.
Researcher's, where the info is!
Research has now proven that living is the leading cause of death.
Research has shown that breathing air can cause you to die of cancer.
There is a 100% correlation. People who have died of cancer always have breathed air....
Research: (Irregular noun) That which I do for the benefit of humanity, you do for the money, he does to hog all the glory.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have.
-- Charles Kettering...

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