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• Certainly, I know what to do, and when I am Vice President -- and I will be -- there will be contingency plans under different sets of situations.
  And I tell you what, I'm not going to go out and hold a news conference about it....
• Government spending? I don't know what it's all about.
  I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't know much....
• Government spending? I don't know what it's all about.
  I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't know much....
• Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic.
  (crosses stream) "As I thought," he said, "no better from *this* side." -- Eyeore...
• How many NCAA basketball players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it....
• Blackout, heatwave, .44 caliber homicide, The bums drop dead and the dogs go mad in packs on the West Side
  A young girl standing on a ledge, looks like another suicide, She wants to hit those bricks, 'cause the news at six got to stick to a deadline, While the millionaires hide in Beekman place, The bag ladies throw their bones in my face, I get attacked by a kid with stereo sound, I don't want to hear it but he won't turn it down....