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• Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organising and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.
  -- David Brode...
• 6) Men employees will be given time off each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go regularly to church.
  (7) After an employee has spent his thirteen hours of labor in the office, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible and other good books....
• The worst thing one can do is not to try, to be aware of what one wants and not give in to it, to spend years in silent hurt wondering if something could have materialized - and never knowing.
  -- David Visco...
• Bureaucrat: A Democrat who is holding some office that a Republican wants, or a Republican who is holding some office that a Democrat wants.
• I distrust a man who says 'when.' If he's got to be careful not to drink too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.
  -- Sidney Greenstreet, _The Maltese Falcon_...
• He who beleives in nobody knows that he himself is not to be trusted.
• Oh, he wants that corn so much!
  -- Homer watches Bumblebee man, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...