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• I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white. -- Frank Zappa
• I would like to suggest that you not use speed, and here's why
  it is going to mess up your heart, mess up your liver, your kidneys, rot out your mind....
• Is that a real poncho... I mean Is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
  -- Frank Zappa, Camarillo Brillo...
• cause anyone who would buy this record couldn't give a fuck if there's good musicians on it.
  ... 'cause this is a STUPID song... ...AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT!...
• And in your dreams you can see yourself As a prophet saving the world The words from your lips I just can't believe you are such A fool.
  -- Frank Zappa, "Oh No"....
• Say, could I interest you in a pair of Zircon-encrusted tweezers? -- Frank Zappa
• What's the ugliest part of your body? What's the ugliest part of your body?
  Some say your nose, Some say your toes, But I think it's your mind. -- Frank Zappa (1965)...