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Recent studies show that recent studies are meaningless.
RECEPTION AREA
Receptionists do it in the vestibule.
Receptionists do it over the phone.
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose your job.
Rechargeable batteries die at the most critical time of the most complex problem.
-- John L. Shelto...
Recipe for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaste
Recipe for Clinton Stew: A little weenie in hot water.
Reckeners without their host must recken twice. -- John Heywood (c.
1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. viii...
Reckless Driver: A motorist who passes you on the highway in spite of all you do to prevent it.
-- "Laughs Unlimited...
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