Rechargeable Batteries Die At The Most Critical Time Of The Most Complex Problem.

Rechargeable Batteries Die At The Most Critical Time Of The Most Complex Problem.

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Rechargeable batteries die at the most critical time of the most complex
problem.
-- John L. Shelton

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