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• Studies show that the average person has one testicle and one breast.
• The following appeared in a corporate planning memo at ABC Cereal Company, the makers of Better Bran cereal.
  "Sales of Better Bran have declined in recent years, for reasons that management has now identified....
• Studies of studies seem to confirm what we already suspected.
  There needs to be more studies of studies to find out what to do with them....
• Alcohol imcreases your ability to drive." [looks up the answer] "False"!
  ? Oh, man! -- Otto studies for his driving test, "Otto Show...
• The recent proliferation of Nuclear Testing
• There's no such thing as a too-recent backup!
• Recent research has tended to show that the Abominable No-Man is being replaced by the Prohibitive Procrastinator.
  -- C. N. Parkinso...
• Graduate of the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies.