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Reelometic fans will also go for a Hobart Muddy and a prize-winning Cuvee Reserve Chateau bottle, Nuit sans Woga Woga which has a bouquet like an Aborigine's armpit.
-- Australian Table Wine A...
Reel programers cant spel
REFERENCE The academic way of copying what someone else has written.
The best references don't actually exist. Which means they can say precisely what you want them to say....
REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself.
Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody! -- Steven Wrigh...
REFLECTION, n. An action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Reflect on your present blessings, of which everyone has many, not on your past misfortunes, of which all people have some.
-- Charles Dicke...
Reformat Drive C: Are you SURE (Y/y)?
Reform Congress-fire the liberal bastard
Reform Congress-revoke careerism

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